From Green Lake Park:
What, you don't think of 'organism' and 'recycled' as opposites?
Hotel room items are usually a good source of hilarity. For instance, I'm pretty sure this is a toilet-seat cover:
It's a bit hard to see, but that yellow sticker in the corner says "uncomplimentary." Seriously, these don't look good on anyone.
Of course, using pictures instead of words doesn't necessarily make things any better:
I take it there are a lot of things that toilet does not like to do. I can't really tell you what they are.